My wife gets mad when I get drunk & go in the yard with my safari hat & broom, pretending that I’m hunting….?
Jul 9th, 2010 by admin
What’s her problem?! If I grow nostalgic after a dozen beers and miss the veldt, what harm is it that I get a little carried away and pretend I’m on a big game hunt? The kids have fun with "drunk daddy", as they call me, and enjoy scattering their stuffed animals around the yard for me to sneak up on and aim at with my broom. She says I am drunk far too much of the time, and that it nearly gave our minister’s wife a heart attack when I jumped out dressed in my khaki and pointed the broom in her face, yelling, "POW! POW!" I don’t think she had anything close to a heart attack; the puddle underneath her proves she was quite healthy.
How can I get my wife to not be so mean to me? She keeps sticking AA pamphlets under the shaving cream can.
I was enjoying your safari with the kids and minister
Then, you pull the AA card and fecked with my serenity.
Feck AA it’s a cult.
Drinking is only a matter of choice and I made the choice to quit drinking 8 years ago without AA
Sorry, didn’t mean to rant and spoil your drunk.
RScott
When I get drunk, I take a broom and pretend to play quidditch.
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sounds like fun….maybe you can come to a compromise….be drunk less then 50% of the time.
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lmao, you sound like a FUN husband, or an even more FUN dad! What’s wrong with your wife???!!
Slip some brandy in your wife’s tea next time.
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Simple solution. Stop using a broom and get a shotgun. See if she will give you any lip then!
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Don’t let her get you down. Just grow a beard.
You know, go for the the old African Professional Hunter look.
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Haha if you’re joking, then BRAVO! You have a very active imagination. If not, Here are some possible reasons why she might be a wee bit erked by the way you act:
#1: She wants you to spend time with the kids and play with them sober and by choice. It bothers her that you only play with them when drunk.
#2: Alcohol is expensive.
#3: She has needs and stuff she needs you to do around the house but you are always to drunk to do either.
#4: Alcohol is addicting, and she doesn’t want to be married to the crazy drunk man who shoots people with a broom.
Hope this helped.
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Ok one or two things. One you do have a drinking problem and just don’t want to accept it. And you think you might have a few beers every once in a while or is it every day and you drink a whole pack. Or two you get drunk but it is still embarrassing. No one likes it when people are drunk. Your kids are young and just think you are playing around. But what happens if you think one of them is a wild animal while you are drunk. And by the time they are old enough to figure out what is going on when you drink they are going to think it is sad and totally embarrassing. Your wife is right though. I don’t know how much you drink but if this is happening almost every other night then you have a problem. But if this happens every once in a while then ok but try to stay in the house.
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She is upset that you are not "hunting" her. Tie her to your bed and she’ll start enjoying "drunk husband."
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The nerve of some women!
Let me tell you, honey, my first husband
was quite the violent drunk and had the
audacity to call taking care of HIS
children "babysitting". A totally worthless
scumbag, he was.
Now… YOU… on the other hand, sound
like a fun drunk. And, you didn’t call
playing with your kids "babysitting".
I think she needs to reevaluate the situation
with some real objectivity…. and cut this
whiny, controlling crap the hell out!
PS – I have just the hat for you!
((((Jack))))
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We all have a God-given right to be ourselves and be true to ourselves.
There is a big but though!!
If something you are doing is causing your family embarrassment to the point where they do not wish to come out of the house, then what you are doing is wrong. You are not showing your family respect.
Of course the children enjoy playing with you. But, how are they going to feel when they find out why, if they don’t already know.
And you giving them a horrible example, like you have to be drunk to enjoy yourself.
How do you think you would feel if the shoe was on the other foot.
What if your boss from work, if you work, was coming to dinner??
And when he or she were walking towards your door, and your wife jumped out in front of him or her,
with a witch doctor outfit on, because it reminded her of the song she loved in the fifties.
Add to that the smell of liquor which must be obvious to your children from you.
When they get older, they won’t think it is so funny, they will embarrassed and ashamed of their
father especially in front of their friends.
Think about your family. It is obvious to me you are thinking of how much fun you are having, and yes the fun that your children are having, NOW-
BUT I ASSURE YOU NOT LATER.
IF WE LOVE PEOPLE, WE AT LEAST TRY TO SHOW THEM RESPECT.
You are shaming them in your neighborhood, church, etc, and drunk doing it.
Why dont you care how they feel? and the humiliation you are causing them??????.
Childlren want to be proud of their parents, just knowing and hearing them calling you drunk daddy,
It breaks my heart.
I believe you have a serious alcohol problem, Please for your family’s sake, get some help.
No sarcasm intended, not was the intention to hurt you. But, sir, you are hurting your family,
and you don’t SEEM TO CARE, i GOT THIS FROM WHAT YOU YOURSELF SAID.
I will pray for you and your family. I wish you the best and many sober years ahead.
God bless you all.
carol ann
ps. It seems as though you find it amusing that the minister’s wife urinated right there in front of everyone.
What comes around goes around. I don’t wish evil or bad things on anyone, but they happen.
Maybe one day you will drink so much you will urinate in front of others. I doubt very much if you will find it amusing.
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lay minister, counselor
I was enjoying your safari with the kids and minister
Then, you pull the AA card and fecked with my serenity.
Feck AA it’s a cult.
Drinking is only a matter of choice and I made the choice to quit drinking 8 years ago without AA
Sorry, didn’t mean to rant and spoil your drunk.
RScott
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As long as you don’t go looking for some Fuzzy Wuzzies then I don’t see the problem.
BTW have you met Prince Philip? I think you 2 would get on like a house on fire
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Tell me about it, my wife gets upset when I drink a bottle of vodka and decide to turn our bathroom into a sauna.
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First of all, stop shaving and you won’t have to see them stinkin’ AA pamphlets under the shaving cream can.
I think next time, you & the kids should play "Salem Witch-Hunt" and PRETEND to burn her at the steak. Maybe she’ll get the drift… maybe she wont, but you & the kids will have a blast non-the-less.
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You cannot possibly be serious!!!! DRUNK DADDY??? That is ridiculous. I am having a hard time with this since you think it’s cute the kids refer to you as that. Can you not be this same fun person without alcohol? Seek help, quickly!
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Spiritually cackling, you just made my day!
Ditch that broad and come on up for a stay, will ya.
((((((Jack))))))
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i think that whole story is chock full of awesomness. you just gave me a great idea.
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Marriage is all about comprimise Jack…
Switch to Near-Beer and hunt small game indoors with a little whisk broom…
999jack000..I mean, (((Jack)))
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ohhh- you my friend are precious. thanks for the laugh!
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LMAO sounds like me when i turn into gorilla man after a few beers life is about having a balance of fun stay young me and my kids had a blast when "DRUNK DADDY" showed his face now and then. give her a toy and tell her to be quite she’s scaring off the animals. i can think of a lot worse things you could be doing as "drunk Daddy" LIFES SHORT ENJOY
we need to get together!
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no offense man, but you the only way to solve this problem is by LISTENING to her. not only will it show her you care about her thoughts and feelings, you also really need to go to AA. Im no one to judge, but do you really wanna be known to your kids as "drunk daddy?" my friends dad got drunk often and still acted like he was a teacher even though hes been retired and was drunk at the time. my friends dad got drunk often and….well, hes in a better place now. and now my friends become an alchoholic and he hasnt even reached 18 yet, i asked him why he drinks, he says,it helps him with his sadness of his dads death, and he always saw his dad doing it, so he couldnt help but try, and before you know it trying became an addiction. please stop with the drinking before it becomes too late. im not being mean, im being caring.
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